Greetings to you all weekend. This time I shared some funny stories for reading, relaxing weekend. This story is fictitious nd nothing to do with individuals living or deceased.STORIES BOYS 1: MOTORCYCLES
Three men on a motorcycle and was stopped by traffic police. But the motorcyclist did not stop and shout to the traffic police concerned.
Motorcyclists: Dah not fit, we got three of them. The road used to host !!!
Traffic police : ???
STORIES BOYS 2: PLEASE
A housewife going to the market to buy groceries. Suddenly he caught sight of a mango.
Housewife: How much fruit this please?
Seller: RM2.50 kak ..
Housewife: RM2.50? The high price ..
Seller: The price is expensive for sweet guaranteed.
Housewife: How about a sour taste?
Sellers: If you do not have to pay sour.
Housewife: Then ask ten mangoes are sour.
COMEDY STORY 3: PANADOL
Sam saw Joe coffee and an aspirin enter into it. He was surprised and immediately asked Joe.
Sam: Why did you enter into the water Panadol coffee?
Joe: Ooo .. what more hot coffee. Panadol la little park less heat.
COMEDY STORY 4: SUNGLASSES
Ben is having problems and have low vision eye doctor. The doctor suggested that Ben wears glasses to correct the problem.
Ben: After wearing glasses later, can I read like everyone else?
Doctor: Oh, of course.
Ben: Happily me. Actually, I have long been illiterate, could eventually also I read.
BOYS 5 STORIES: LIONS
One day a hunter went hunting in the woods. Suddenly he caught sight of a lion. Alarmed, the hunter had not raised his rifle. Hunters can only pray. He lunged toward the lion and spotted the lion also was praying.
Hunter: Ah, what a relief. The lion apparently good. Please let me go.
Lion: Lion’s always good to read the prayer before meals.